Final Fantasy VII | Episode 3: The Kalm Before The Storm

In this episode we talk about how everyone in this near-apocalyptic world seems happy for you to barge into their houses and steal their most valued possessions, as well as extortion at the Chocobo Ranch. We argue about the pronunciation of almost every character and place name in the game and get incredibly confused by Cloud’s flashbacks. Some hard questions are asked: Barrett’s backstory – good or dud? Is Fort Condor a fruitful side quest? Is North Corel the FF7 equivalent of ‘Camp Greenlake’? Finally, a heated argument ensues when Sam bags ‘Bugey’ Bugenhagen.